The time has come. We’d all been selected
I hope we’ve made this weekend better than expected!
We’ve all grown up, you know that story,
But look at us now, replicating our former glory.
For the past few years we’ve celebrated one by one
but for these bachelorettes its only fitting to double the fun.
To the delight of us all there’ve been celebrations a plenty
So let’s make this one count as one of the last in decade twenty
After this summer, historic Charleston wont forget,
the weekend spent celebrating Juls and Far off the market.
From DC to New York, and some place called Los Gatos
Miles traveled will be forgotten with the sound of the first toast.
So with that I’ll continue, before we get down to business,
With a preview of plans for the days before us.
Thursday night brought greetings with Pinot and a slice
to honor the girls nights of past – shit weren’t the good old days nice!
We’ve all arrived and made it into town
And Tease left their hair fit for a crown
A mani pedi some lunch and then all were ready
Now In our whites for night 2 to go down!
Saturday morning will likely be hard
So tomorrow take some advil and get in the car
Because by noontime you’ll realize after a drink and several thousand fries
This Precious time with your friends really flies
As the sun goes down, before we head to Husk
A Saturday evening shower is an absolute must,
And while it’s just us together, this fleeting weekend we remember,
How magical it was reuniting each September.
Up on that alter in just a few months time
I hope to god neither of you remember these c list rhymes
But on the off chance your memory drifts back to this day
Simply remember: we keep you in our hearts and there you’ll stay.
So with cheers and a taste, and not another minute laid waste, we celebrate your next chapter.
May you be blessed with good health and happiness,
Warm hugs and laughter,
To our truly magical friends and their happily ever after.
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